I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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