I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
