Dual....:-)
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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