your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So many bounce houses so little time
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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