can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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