i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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