Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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