There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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