Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You took a bar mat shot.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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