Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Your cock deserves a montage
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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