things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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