Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
COCAINE IS GR8
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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