hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
