I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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