i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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