No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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