woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I need a burrito and a hug.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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