winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.