weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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