You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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