doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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