Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Randomize
