just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize