My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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