If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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