There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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