Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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