double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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