But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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