i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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