why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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