Just fell off a train. Bad.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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