would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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