Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
from now on my penis is your penis
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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