Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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