Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I am naked and annoyed.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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