Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
where am i from again
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
