Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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