if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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