just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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