I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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