Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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