Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
