So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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