Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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