what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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