I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
be right there i have to get my cape
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
