You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
