when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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