Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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