The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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