Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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