Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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