And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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