No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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