Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My vagina is officially offended.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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