Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
