In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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