Me. At least after what I've been through.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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