Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
well you can't waste a boner
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
How's work?
Spinning.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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