Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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