She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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