Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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